Maybe they’re myths. Maybe they’re misunderstood. Either way, somebody’s gotta protect them. The Cryptid Conservation Sticker Pack is a collection of 7 official-looking parody “conservation organization” decals — each dedicated to preserving, monitoring, or respecting our favorite legendary beings. Designed in a clean, badge-and-emblem aesthetic, these stickers strike the perfect balance of official, absurd, and wildly fun.
Printed on thick, matte, weatherproof vinyl, each sticker is built tough enough for water bottles, helmets, field journals, coolers, or the back window of that one friend’s Subaru that definitely has opinions about Bigfoot.
This pack is perfect for cryptid lovers, park ranger humorists, sticker collectors, and anyone who wants to look almost legitimate while supporting cryptid rights, interspecies airspace, and the ecological sanctity of pants-wearing nightcrawlers.
WHAT’S IN THE BAG?
1. BMMP – Bigfoot Migration Monitoring Program (Alaska Chapter) - “Tirelessly Tracking the Untrackable.” A serious-sounding program for a seriously elusive dude.
2. The Canid Cryptid Coalition of America - “Inspiring a Culture of Peace, Love & Lycanthropy.” Dogman welcome. Fur is optional.
3. Respect Alien Rights - “Support Open Skies for All Species.” A call for cosmic equality. It’s like Greenpeace, but for Greys.
4. Protect The Local Wildlife - The Alaskan Sasquatch Preservation Society, Wasilla Chapter - “Keep It Weird, Keep It Wild.” Featuring a double-exposure cartoon Bigfoot. A PSA from the Department of Strange & Hairy.
5. Southwest Chupacabra Sanctuary (San Antonio, Texas) - “Because Even Monsters Need a Safe Space.” Stop the stigma. Save the goats (…or don’t).
6. Protect Our Pantswalkers - The Valley Walker Preservation Project & Nightcrawler Initiative of Fresno, California. Because naked leg-creatures deserve protection too.
7. U.S.D.O.I. – United States Division of Omen Interpretation - “Mothman Over the Silver Bridge” - Motto: Preparedness Through Panic. Probably a federally underfunded department.
8. BONUS Mystery Tall Tale Social Club Badge - A randomly selected specialty sticker (Holographic, Glow-in-the-Dark, Glitter, or Reflective).”
Vinyl Information: •Premium, outdoor-safe vinyl decals •Thick matte laminate for max durability •UV, scratch, and weatherproof •Built to survive hiking, storms, and conspiracy conventions •All stickers ~3 inches and die-cut clean
Perfect For: Cryptid fans • National Park humor lovers • Sticker collectors • Alien rights activists (satirical) • Water bottles • Laptops • Clipboards • Coolers • Ranger packs • Journal covers
Maybe they’re myths. Maybe they’re misunderstood. Either way, somebody’s gotta protect them. The Cryptid Conservation Sticker Pack is a collection of 7 official-looking parody “conservation organization” decals — each dedicated to preserving, monitoring, or respecting our favorite legendary beings. Designed in a clean, badge-and-emblem aesthetic, these stickers strike the perfect balance of official, absurd, and wildly fun.
Printed on thick, matte, weatherproof vinyl, each sticker is built tough enough for water bottles, helmets, field journals, coolers, or the back window of that one friend’s Subaru that definitely has opinions about Bigfoot.
This pack is perfect for cryptid lovers, park ranger humorists, sticker collectors, and anyone who wants to look almost legitimate while supporting cryptid rights, interspecies airspace, and the ecological sanctity of pants-wearing nightcrawlers.
WHAT’S IN THE BAG?
1. BMMP – Bigfoot Migration Monitoring Program (Alaska Chapter) - “Tirelessly Tracking the Untrackable.” A serious-sounding program for a seriously elusive dude.
2. The Canid Cryptid Coalition of America - “Inspiring a Culture of Peace, Love & Lycanthropy.” Dogman welcome. Fur is optional.
3. Respect Alien Rights - “Support Open Skies for All Species.” A call for cosmic equality. It’s like Greenpeace, but for Greys.
4. Protect The Local Wildlife - The Alaskan Sasquatch Preservation Society, Wasilla Chapter - “Keep It Weird, Keep It Wild.” Featuring a double-exposure cartoon Bigfoot. A PSA from the Department of Strange & Hairy.
5. Southwest Chupacabra Sanctuary (San Antonio, Texas) - “Because Even Monsters Need a Safe Space.” Stop the stigma. Save the goats (…or don’t).
6. Protect Our Pantswalkers - The Valley Walker Preservation Project & Nightcrawler Initiative of Fresno, California. Because naked leg-creatures deserve protection too.
7. U.S.D.O.I. – United States Division of Omen Interpretation - “Mothman Over the Silver Bridge” - Motto: Preparedness Through Panic. Probably a federally underfunded department.
8. BONUS Mystery Tall Tale Social Club Badge - A randomly selected specialty sticker (Holographic, Glow-in-the-Dark, Glitter, or Reflective).”
Vinyl Information: •Premium, outdoor-safe vinyl decals •Thick matte laminate for max durability •UV, scratch, and weatherproof •Built to survive hiking, storms, and conspiracy conventions •All stickers ~3 inches and die-cut clean
Perfect For: Cryptid fans • National Park humor lovers • Sticker collectors • Alien rights activists (satirical) • Water bottles • Laptops • Clipboards • Coolers • Ranger packs • Journal covers
