SauceSquatch (Bigfoot Hot Sauce)
After over a year of elusive local-only sales, SauceSquatch is FINALLY available to order online!
5 oz. of Sweet Heat for the Hairy-Hearted
Straight from the shadowy forests of your favorite paranormal podcast comes SauceSquatch—a bold new hot sauce brewed in honor of mankind’s favorite hide-and-seek champion. Named after Christian’s legendary mispronunciation of “Sasquatch” (you had one job, buddy), this sweet heat blend is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the fans who’ve stuck with The Freaky Deaky through all the weirdness.
Crafted for those who like a little mystery with their meals, SauceSquatch walks the line between flavorful and fiery—starting off smooth and sweet, then creeping up on your tastebuds like a late-night knock on your cabin door. It’s the perfect balance of tang, smoke, and slow-building heat, designed to make your eggs, tacos, and questionable life choices 100% more legendary.
Choose between two exclusive 5 oz. label designs:
🌲 A Natural Color Scheme—earthy, grounded, and cryptid-approved.
🎙️ Or the bold TFD Branded Scheme—for fans who like their flavor with a little freaky flair.
Whether you're a longtime listener or a brave newcomer, this one’s for the true believers. One taste, and you’ll be performing tree knocks and yelling “SAUCEsquatch!” across the treetops.
Limited batch. Unlimited mystery.
Get yours before it disappears back into the woods.
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DESCRIPTION: 5 fl. oz. bottle of SauceSquatch Bigfoot Themed Hot Sauce
INGREDIENTS: red bell pepper, distilled vinegar, onions, pure cane sugar, brown sugar (cane sugar and molasses), red habanero pepper mash (red habanero peppers, salt), jolokia pepper mash (bhut jolokia peppers, salt), yellow scotch bonnet pepper mash (yellow scotch bonnet pepper, salt), lemon juice, garlic, ginger root, xanthan gum.
After over a year of elusive local-only sales, SauceSquatch is FINALLY available to order online!
5 oz. of Sweet Heat for the Hairy-Hearted
Straight from the shadowy forests of your favorite paranormal podcast comes SauceSquatch—a bold new hot sauce brewed in honor of mankind’s favorite hide-and-seek champion. Named after Christian’s legendary mispronunciation of “Sasquatch” (you had one job, buddy), this sweet heat blend is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the fans who’ve stuck with The Freaky Deaky through all the weirdness.
Crafted for those who like a little mystery with their meals, SauceSquatch walks the line between flavorful and fiery—starting off smooth and sweet, then creeping up on your tastebuds like a late-night knock on your cabin door. It’s the perfect balance of tang, smoke, and slow-building heat, designed to make your eggs, tacos, and questionable life choices 100% more legendary.
Choose between two exclusive 5 oz. label designs:
🌲 A Natural Color Scheme—earthy, grounded, and cryptid-approved.
🎙️ Or the bold TFD Branded Scheme—for fans who like their flavor with a little freaky flair.
Whether you're a longtime listener or a brave newcomer, this one’s for the true believers. One taste, and you’ll be performing tree knocks and yelling “SAUCEsquatch!” across the treetops.
Limited batch. Unlimited mystery.
Get yours before it disappears back into the woods.
——
DESCRIPTION: 5 fl. oz. bottle of SauceSquatch Bigfoot Themed Hot Sauce
INGREDIENTS: red bell pepper, distilled vinegar, onions, pure cane sugar, brown sugar (cane sugar and molasses), red habanero pepper mash (red habanero peppers, salt), jolokia pepper mash (bhut jolokia peppers, salt), yellow scotch bonnet pepper mash (yellow scotch bonnet pepper, salt), lemon juice, garlic, ginger root, xanthan gum.
